Submit a pun

The rule: it has to be an accident. If they meant it, it’s just a pun, and there are other websites for that.

01What did they say?Word for word, as best you remember it.

02Tap the word that made it a punThis is what gets highlighted. Pick one or a few.

The words will show up here once you’ve typed the quote.

03Who said it?

Set the scene, without full names: “my dad, at the cherry orchard”

04Did they notice?

05 · optionalA few extras

Explain the pun, for anyone who misses itYour name or handle, if you want credit. Shown as “Caught by …”. Leave blank to stay anonymous.Email (optional). We’ll let you know when your pun goes live. Never shown on the site.Also send me the occasional best-of digest and site news. Unsubscribe anytime.

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Type what they said in step 01.

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